“I like Jamie.”
“Whoa, easy boy.. Don’t go casting one of your spells on her..”
“I’m a magician, not a wizard smart one.. You and your gay Harry Potter.”
“Hey! You can’t deny that going to Hogwarts would be life changing!”

Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart.Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.Mr. Percy Weasley,
Thank…

(Source: this-is-no-hollywood-ending)